I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me

*trying to flirt with a guy* I dig your look. I’d love to see you tied to a tree and made to bear the wounds of St. Sebastian. Completely obliterated from every angle *remembers the social contract and gets nervous* Like, the jacket for example, where’d you get that

its like when someone asks you what neon genesis is even about and you have to sit there and be like. my dude. what isn't it about

It is the best thing you'll ever watch. It is the worst thing you'll ever watch. Its a cultural phenomena. It will scar you for the rest of your life. Its so profound. Never will you be so confused. Its a mecha anime. But its not. Its about being 14. Its about being depressed. Its about being gay yet also homophobic. Its about your mother. Its about hating your father. Its about angels bringing forth the apocalypse. Its having the weight of the world on your shoulders and choosing between self destruction and duty. Its about losing the love of your life. Its about timeloops. Its about synth music, about cicadas and staring off into the same frame for 10 minutes. Its about your place in the universe. And Its about Christianity.

did that note pay for first-class seating

throne

That's awesome.

It might also be the clearest evidence I've ever seen for a theory I read a while back that a lot of American Southern accents are Scottish and Irish accents that have been slowed down.

my brother in christ-

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

There's a lesson here

@is-the-snake-video-cute

What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?

Thanks for tagging me!

So, this isn't good, and it's not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their "prey" biting them.

This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.

Situations like this are very rare. This snake's keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.

ouroboros can't have any more ouroboros until it finishes its ouroboros.